JARED LETO I CAN’T
YES JARED SPLAY YOUR HANDS DRAMATICALLY OVER YOUR SMOOTH AND HAIRLESS CHEST, NO ONE WILL NOTICE THAT YOU’VE GOT A HALF-PERM AND WHAT IS APPARENTLY A TAPEWORM FOR A BROOCH.
For a moment I thought this was some bastard child of Fabio and Ione Skye, and that maybe somebody snapped a picture of him looking unamused about placing third in the annual British League of Outrageous Outerwear talent show with his kicky rendition of “Achy Breaky Heart.”
Turns out it’s just Jared Leto.